1. Anonymous said: What happened on October 8th? (I saw your tattoo)

    5 years ago on that day i ended the dark king’s reign of terror in my peoples valley. Just kidding I went into cardiac arrest at school and my heart stopped 6 times and they had revive me a defibulator is the real story behind my tattoo. But mark my words the dark king’s reign will end by my hand!

     
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  4. somewhereno-oneknows:

    shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her

    (via cyderpunk)

     

    1. person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
    2. me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
     
  5. s-lc:

    right now

    (Source: luluheal, via nogogh)

     
  6. (Source: nihonsukidesu, via nogogh)

     
  7. amnesia-amethyst:

     

    sprngl:

    Tunnel Vision by AlisterBenn. View it at http://500px.com/photo/73002847

    (Source: glawarhal, via ddryeyes)

     
  8. calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

    (Source: rrraquelle, via pizza)

     

  9. Bullshit you fucking miss me
    There I said it I guess I’ll talk to you in a few months

    (Source: long-lost-friend, via deathofthepartyy)

     
  10. mydemisee:

    Sometimes I feel cute without make up.

     
  11. shesgonelalaa:

    That time we (illegally) slept on the beach & woke up to this.

    Pentax K1000

    (via mydemisee)

     

  12. "Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life."
    — Robin Sharma (via severs)

    (Source: pureblyss, via mydemisee)

     
  13. ben-c:

    ifbuteverythought:

    vinebox:

    My typical school day

    As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

    WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

    (via mydemisee)

     
     
  14. I went on a bike ride